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A thank you, and a return to the usual.
Aww, man... you guys are truly the best. I really don't deserve such good people as you all, but since you guys apparently have no objections, then I'll gladly take ya! ♥
Anyway, I figure we should now kick off the return of this LJ with some simple, good ol' mindless amusement. So, for today, we've got: Fun With Spam Headers!
See, I got this one Gmail account that gets a fair amount of spam (about 10 per day, at least). Anyway, most of it is the usual incomprehensible gibberish, or in Asian languages (which of course, I can't read).
However, during this past week or so, I've been getting these celebrity-themed spam mailings - mainly dealing with Paris Hilton, and a few with Britney Spears. And some of the headers are... hilarious and terrifying (Hilariously terrifying? Terrifyingly hilarious? You decide.). Anyway, I jotted down the best ones to share with y'all, so here they are:
Paris gets Vagina Insured! (I can already see the Geico/Progressive/Esurance/[insert insurance provider of choice here] commercial for this...)
Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive (Would that be anything like the time I got an ingrown toenail and posted the details here?)
Paris Hilton Changes Amen to Gaymen (I'm still more partial to the good ol' Pastafarian "RAmen," myself.)
Britney Spears to be Adopted by African Child (Somehow, given what's said about her in all the celebrity gossip rags, I get the feeling the kid would be the more capable parent... :O)
Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA plot (Obviously, it was to keep the masses distracted from what's really going on, duh! :P)
Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton (That would've explained so, SO much... Also, are these the same aliens who kidnapped Michael Jackson in that ep of Robot Chicken? XD)
Britney Spears Attacked by Pet Pineapple (Pineapples are the new pet rocks!)
Hillary Clinton Gets Lead Role in New Hilton Sex Tape (Okay, that one's just... :O :O :O)
But to be honest, the BEST header I got was actually the first one when these mailings started, and that one was...
Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin
OH NOES! I hope it wasn't Sir Nils Olav! :O :O :O :O
Anyway, I figure we should now kick off the return of this LJ with some simple, good ol' mindless amusement. So, for today, we've got: Fun With Spam Headers!
See, I got this one Gmail account that gets a fair amount of spam (about 10 per day, at least). Anyway, most of it is the usual incomprehensible gibberish, or in Asian languages (which of course, I can't read).
However, during this past week or so, I've been getting these celebrity-themed spam mailings - mainly dealing with Paris Hilton, and a few with Britney Spears. And some of the headers are... hilarious and terrifying (Hilariously terrifying? Terrifyingly hilarious? You decide.). Anyway, I jotted down the best ones to share with y'all, so here they are:
Paris gets Vagina Insured! (I can already see the Geico/Progressive/Esurance/[insert insurance provider of choice here] commercial for this...)
Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive (Would that be anything like the time I got an ingrown toenail and posted the details here?)
Paris Hilton Changes Amen to Gaymen (I'm still more partial to the good ol' Pastafarian "RAmen," myself.)
Britney Spears to be Adopted by African Child (Somehow, given what's said about her in all the celebrity gossip rags, I get the feeling the kid would be the more capable parent... :O)
Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA plot (Obviously, it was to keep the masses distracted from what's really going on, duh! :P)
Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton (That would've explained so, SO much... Also, are these the same aliens who kidnapped Michael Jackson in that ep of Robot Chicken? XD)
Britney Spears Attacked by Pet Pineapple (Pineapples are the new pet rocks!)
Hillary Clinton Gets Lead Role in New Hilton Sex Tape (Okay, that one's just... :O :O :O)
But to be honest, the BEST header I got was actually the first one when these mailings started, and that one was...
Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin
OH NOES! I hope it wasn't Sir Nils Olav! :O :O :O :O