aruru: (Kairi)
So today, after leaving the parking lot of the supermarket (Mom and I were picking up the turkey and a few other things) and started heading home, I stop behind another car at the light. My eyes happen to stray towards the license plate, and it turns out to read...

396-UKE


My two thoughts were:

1. As incredibly juvenile as it is, it would only have been better if that first part of the plate had read 369. (Or maybe 669, for that matter.)

2. Also, for this find to be a TOTAL AND SUPREME WIN, the car with the plate should've been either a Hummer or one of those really oversized pickups. (You've all seen my interests, I think it's obvious why I say this. >D)


...it was pretty hard trying not to crack a grin or giggle (and mystifying my mom with it) on the way home. XD
aruru: (cute & evil)
Aww, man... you guys are truly the best. I really don't deserve such good people as you all, but since you guys apparently have no objections, then I'll gladly take ya! ♥


Anyway, I figure we should now kick off the return of this LJ with some simple, good ol' mindless amusement. So, for today, we've got: Fun With Spam Headers!

See, I got this one Gmail account that gets a fair amount of spam (about 10 per day, at least). Anyway, most of it is the usual incomprehensible gibberish, or in Asian languages (which of course, I can't read).

However, during this past week or so, I've been getting these celebrity-themed spam mailings - mainly dealing with Paris Hilton, and a few with Britney Spears. And some of the headers are... hilarious and terrifying (Hilariously terrifying? Terrifyingly hilarious? You decide.). Anyway, I jotted down the best ones to share with y'all, so here they are:

Paris gets Vagina Insured! (I can already see the Geico/Progressive/Esurance/[insert insurance provider of choice here] commercial for this...)
Paris Hilton Toenail Exclusive (Would that be anything like the time I got an ingrown toenail and posted the details here?)
Paris Hilton Changes Amen to Gaymen (I'm still more partial to the good ol' Pastafarian "RAmen," myself.)
Britney Spears to be Adopted by African Child (Somehow, given what's said about her in all the celebrity gossip rags, I get the feeling the kid would be the more capable parent... :O)
Paris Hilton Sextape: A CIA plot (Obviously, it was to keep the masses distracted from what's really going on, duh! :P)
Aliens Deny Impregnating Paris Hilton (That would've explained so, SO much... Also, are these the same aliens who kidnapped Michael Jackson in that ep of Robot Chicken? XD)
Britney Spears Attacked by Pet Pineapple (Pineapples are the new pet rocks!)
Hillary Clinton Gets Lead Role in New Hilton Sex Tape (Okay, that one's just... :O :O :O)


But to be honest, the BEST header I got was actually the first one when these mailings started, and that one was...

Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin

OH NOES! I hope it wasn't Sir Nils Olav! :O :O :O :O
aruru: (Kairi)
Today, when mom and I went to Tierra del Fuego (Translation: "Land of Fire") an Argentinian steakhouse to have lunch, we had a waiter whose name is - I'm not joking - Dionisio. Dude, how cool is that, being named after the Greek god of wine and theater? Hooray for geeky parents! :D



In other news... is it just me, or has Kingdom Hearts Japanese fandom (heck, maybe even the entire fandom in general) grown a lot bolder in "defying" Disney? I mean, there's actually some KH doujinshi up for grabs on eBay. NINE of them, even. Is the severe amount of pure, undiluted GAY that the games possess just overpowering whatever sense of "caution" the J-fans used to have, or something?

Not that I'm complaining, though - I think it's great that there's finally more doujin for KH floating around. :D I'm betting they're going to sell for a LOT, though - maybe not for the $200+ one of the previous doujin sold for (Back in early 2003!!! Holy shit where has the time gone?! O_o), since there's more of them this time around (and the fact that the doujin collecting fad seems to have calmed down a little, compared to back then), but if there's one thing KH fans are, it's RABIDLY DEVOTED, so I'm sure they'll sell for a high price by auction's end. Which is why I'm not even going to try my hand at nabbing one, eheh. ^^;

V-Day.

Feb. 15th, 2007 02:29 am
aruru: (cute & evil)
I hope everyone's had a Happy Valentine's Day yesterday, and I mean that not only to the peeps with "special someones," but to everyone who reads this humble little journal.

And now, to celebrate belatedly, here's a Valentine's Day joke I got in my email courtesy one of my cousins. It's rather stupid, but I have to admit, I chuckled when I first read it. ^^;

Under cut just to spare people who don't like lame humor. )
aruru: (mischievious)
Swiped from [livejournal.com profile] tsaiko: Bees invade a Something Awful goon's relative's yard, the people there are bored cheapskates and decide to take matters into their own hands. INCLUDES MASSIVE FIREBALLS. One of them takes pictures.

Seriously, that is one impressive way of dealing with pests. Monumentally stupid too, but that's what makes it all the funnier. XD

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