V-Day.

[aruru]

I hope everyone's had a Happy Valentine's Day yesterday, and I mean that not only to the peeps with "special someones," but to everyone who reads this humble little journal.

And now, to celebrate belatedly, here's a Valentine's Day joke I got in my email courtesy one of my cousins. It's rather stupid, but I have to admit, I chuckled when I first read it. ^^;

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his Valentines Day. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds

AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Ed has been missing since Friday.

Comments

[tsaiko.livejournal.com]

I laughed. XD

[aruru.livejournal.com]

It's even more stupidly amusing to me now because I suddenly remembered that, said cousin? Her husband's name is Edwin. XD

[pseudonymous.livejournal.com]

Hey. Not to bother you, but there's a troll all up in wtf_inc who's spamming the hell out of it.

My friends' page hurts. Please delete.

[redconverse.livejournal.com]

pssst: be looking out for a package soon! I know it's uber-late, but it is your BIRTHDAY IN APRIL this year. D: (I have only a little bit of excuse--just poor for a bit, then I got forgetful for a bit after THAT...)

[aruru.livejournal.com]

Hi there,

Sorry I didn't reply sooner, I only got back a little while ago. Anyway, I just looked at this, and... dude, I have NO idea what the hell is going on in that thread. However, it seems to have blown over by now, so best I can do for you is to freeze the thread so it goes no further.

Lemme know if anything else happens, either in this post or any others.