aruru: (Default)
aruru ([personal profile] aruru) wrote2002-12-03 10:32 am

Today's chat log quote:

SethrennArmy: I've always wondered why, if they call the East the Orient, they don't refer more often to the West as the Occident.
The Dawnswalker: Because then people would say that the West was an Accident.

[identity profile] visigothan.livejournal.com 2002-12-05 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you know that your site comes up as the first result on google for "Horse bukkakke"?

[identity profile] aruru.livejournal.com 2002-12-05 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Woah, you're not joking! I've never used either word in any of my diary entries, and yet there it is.

Damn, that's some funny shit. I hope I'm not disappointing all the furry pr0n seekers TOO much, heh....

[identity profile] visigothan.livejournal.com 2002-12-05 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, if you think that's funny, you should see some of the keywords people find MY site ( ramenbudget.com, not my livejournal) by!

Let's see...

------------------------
Top 10 Referrals by Keyword 11/5/02

1: Goth girls nude <- Why doesn't this surprise me?
2: Goth chicks (another no brainer)
3: adult comics (hrm...)
4: penis (I shit you not, the word exists nowhere on my site)
5: ramen receipies (hah)
6: budget rentals (...figures, I guess)
7: goth girls in vinyl (...again, more words not anywhere on my site)
8: lolita sex (...I stared at this one in shock for a few seconds)
9: Martha Stewart+hate (...this one made me do a double take)
10: apocolypse prophecy (WTF? How did I show up on that??)
------------------------

I swear, I get the wierdest fucks visiting my site. :P~

(Anonymous) 2002-12-05 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It does, I just checked.

Now the real question is why was Visigothan googling for horse bukkakke...

[identity profile] visigothan.livejournal.com 2002-12-05 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[wokness] SumThing_LookinForGF: What's a good movie I woudl enjoy?
[Psion] wokness: Top Gun.
[Visigothan] wokness: Horse and Homo Bukkakke Volume XII
[Psion] lots of homoeroticism in there.
[socoj2] Hey Johnny how about $125 shipped and ill give you the 128 ECC ram?
[SumThing_LookinForGF] I dunno...There's a Black Cock in My Wife's Ass!!! vol 3?
[chase] ooh! oooh! quote coming to mind, "arguing on the internet is just like the special olympics, no matter who wins you're still both retarded"
[chase] lol
[wokness] SumThing_LookinForGF: Be serious.....
[Psion] SumThing: I always thought Lesbian Water Lovers IX was better.
[hugin] !google Horse and Homo Bukkakke Volume XII
[hugin] Sad.
[ka] Join: drk_ghost (drk_ghost@user11.net320.fl.sprint-hsd.net!)
[ka] Quit: drk_ghost (Client Quit)
[Psion] although nothing can top Red Hot Cock Thrusting Action Volume Thirty-Eight.
[dj-ohki] chase: that's so 2 years ago
[Visigothan] Wow. No results.
[ka] hugin has been kicked from #arstechnica by johnnyace (No.)
[Visigothan] !google horse bukkakke
[Psion] I mean, volume 22 was okay, but 38? jesus.
[Willow] URL: http://www.livejournal.com/users/aruru/
[chase] haha
[Willow] Title: Aurora Derall's Journal
[ka] Join: hugin (eric.rice@adsl-64-162-178-210.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net!)
[Visigothan] Holy crap!

...Hehe...