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V-Day.
I hope everyone's had a Happy Valentine's Day yesterday, and I mean that not only to the peeps with "special someones," but to everyone who reads this humble little journal.
And now, to celebrate belatedly, here's a Valentine's Day joke I got in my email courtesy one of my cousins. It's rather stupid, but I have to admit, I chuckled when I first read it. ^^;
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his Valentines Day. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
And now, to celebrate belatedly, here's a Valentine's Day joke I got in my email courtesy one of my cousins. It's rather stupid, but I have to admit, I chuckled when I first read it. ^^;
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his Valentines Day. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.