More AIM chat silliness.

[aruru]

(Damn, arcian's on a roll today.)

Things said while discussing an X-Men Mary Sue Red was reading/telling us about:

redconvrs3: Wait, wait... the Sue's 40! Arr!
redconvrs3: Just like, immortal. Or something.
Kyokukou: The Sue is 40?
Kyokukou: *LOL*
redconvrs3: It's okay.
redconvrs3: I just found out. It's like a parade of pain! And it doesn't end.
The Dawnswalker: 40?! Holy shit.
The Dawnswalker: Then again, I guess she wouldn't want her favourite X-Men to ride the Statutory Rapemobile to prison...
redconvrs3: HAHAHA!
redconvrs3: I like, want that as a t-shirt.
redconvrs3: "Because no one wants her favourite X-Men to ride the Statutory Rapemobile."
The Dawnswalker: Too bad Cafepress is being an ass...
redconvrs3: Heh.
redconvrs3: And I'd never find the proper context to wear it in.
The Dawnswalker: To the next X-Men movie?
redconvrs3: ^^;;
The Dawnswalker: Well, as long as you don't wear a T-shirt proclaiming that you ARE a Mary Sue, in the hopes that someone will recognize you...
redconvrs3: I hear it has good mileage, though.


Additionally:

redconvrs3: Oh, wait. This Sue breaks my mind.
redconvrs3: Is it possible for a Sue to decide to become a character's mom?
The Dawnswalker: Well... suppose she traveled back in time...
The Dawnswalker: Sucked her unborn "child" out of his mother's womb and implanted it into her own...
redconvrs3: hahaha!!
The Dawnswalker: and then gave birth to it. Yeah, I guess that might work.
redconvrs3: I love you.


And immediately following that, there was:

redconvrs3: Aw, man, she's telling Gambit about how her parents wanted her to have an abortion, and all I can think of is "Papa don't preach."