crack!meme time.
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aruruFirst, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Here we go:
1. Tosh (Arc the Lad)
2. Shu (Arc the Lad)
3. Viktor (Suikoden 1 & 2)
4. Jack Van Burace (Wild Arms)
5. Gaav (Slayers)
6. Zelgadis (Slayers)
7. Amelia (Slayers)
8. Eikichi Onizuka (GTO)
9. Leon Orcot (Petshop of Horrors)
10. Nash (Lunar: Silver Star Story)
11. Leo (Lunar: Eternal Blue)
12. Bart Fatima (Xenogears)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, but it would be a hoot to see Zel's reaction to "Mystere." *cackle*
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jack's definitely very hot, and I don't usually go for the blonds. But... scruffy goodness! <3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would be a miracle of modern science. And we'd have to be either amused or fearful of preggo!Onizuka - I mean, have you seen what he's like NORMALLY? *DIES* XD
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Sadly, no. The few PSoH fanfics I've peeked at (of the very few I've FOUND) haven't been very good.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shu and Zel? Bwahahahahahah! Doubtful, since all I could see them do together is angst about their personal issues. XD
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Gaav and Leon, 'cause the arguments would be HILARIOUS. Nash would be too intimidated by Gaav, I think.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Amelia would blush for intruding, definitely. But since I suspect her of being a closet yaoi fiend, I think she'd then go on a rant about the beauty of true love and stuff. >D
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
When Nash bumps into a shaggy bear of a man in his travels, is it true love? Or will the Star Dragon Sword's snarkiness drive them apart before anything can happen? R&R plz!
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tosh x Onizuka fluff would be the manliest fluff that ever did fluff. They'd whisper sweet nothings at each other while drinking and watching porn.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I'm bad with titles... umm, how about "Tarnished Justice?"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lots of booze, and then they'd "comfort" each other after all the angst about their families and loved ones comes pouring out.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of, but I'm sure a few of the guys on my list wouldn't object to seeing Amelia getting it on with another girl. Hell, I wouldn't mind seeing that. XD
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Viktor het?![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
snarkyllama wrote a bit of almost-het in one of her Viktor x Flik fics (Finish it! Finish it! XD), does that count?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Leo? I thinkchaoscheebs might've drawn him, but I'm not 100% sure.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
With enoughbooze motivation, anything's possible. XD
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"MIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" (Or alternately, "GHALEOOOOOON!!!", if slashing him's your thing... Even better, him screaming the wrong name in either situation. XD)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I'm no good with picking songs for characters most of the time, so I have no idea what to pick for Onizuka. It would definitely have to be a hard rock or heavy metal song for him, though.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
"AU, crack!fic. Protective goggles recommended for viewing."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shu would never say this, but the best pick-up line anyone could use on Nash would be "Nice hair. How'd you get it to look like that?", I think. XD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Wow, can't recall when was the last time. I think the very last ones were some random badfic I was sharing withirksnapple, actually.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
ANGST. (Okay, kidding. But come on, it's what he's best at. XD)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk and under the influence of Count D's special incense. XD
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Amelia, because it'd be funnier. And for all his shagginess and crudity, Viktor's probably a gentleman. XD
24. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Like I said, I'm bad with titles, so... "Love Across the Multiverse."chaoscheebs would probably be the writer, and redconverse, rikoshi, and arcian would read it, as well as myself. And then heads would explode. XD
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
OMG WHAT. Then again, Onizuka has already had to deal with crazier high-school-age girls before, so Amelia could possibly be a welcome relief. Now, if he could only stop staring at her breasts... ("Wow, she's almost as big as Tomoko!")
Here we go:
1. Tosh (Arc the Lad)
2. Shu (Arc the Lad)
3. Viktor (Suikoden 1 & 2)
4. Jack Van Burace (Wild Arms)
5. Gaav (Slayers)
6. Zelgadis (Slayers)
7. Amelia (Slayers)
8. Eikichi Onizuka (GTO)
9. Leon Orcot (Petshop of Horrors)
10. Nash (Lunar: Silver Star Story)
11. Leo (Lunar: Eternal Blue)
12. Bart Fatima (Xenogears)
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No, but it would be a hoot to see Zel's reaction to "Mystere." *cackle*
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jack's definitely very hot, and I don't usually go for the blonds. But... scruffy goodness! <3
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
It would be a miracle of modern science. And we'd have to be either amused or fearful of preggo!Onizuka - I mean, have you seen what he's like NORMALLY? *DIES* XD
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Sadly, no. The few PSoH fanfics I've peeked at (of the very few I've FOUND) haven't been very good.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Shu and Zel? Bwahahahahahah! Doubtful, since all I could see them do together is angst about their personal issues. XD
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Gaav and Leon, 'cause the arguments would be HILARIOUS. Nash would be too intimidated by Gaav, I think.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Amelia would blush for intruding, definitely. But since I suspect her of being a closet yaoi fiend, I think she'd then go on a rant about the beauty of true love and stuff. >D
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
When Nash bumps into a shaggy bear of a man in his travels, is it true love? Or will the Star Dragon Sword's snarkiness drive them apart before anything can happen? R&R plz!
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Tosh x Onizuka fluff would be the manliest fluff that ever did fluff. They'd whisper sweet nothings at each other while drinking and watching porn.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I'm bad with titles... umm, how about "Tarnished Justice?"
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Lots of booze, and then they'd "comfort" each other after all the angst about their families and loved ones comes pouring out.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Not that I know of, but I'm sure a few of the guys on my list wouldn't object to seeing Amelia getting it on with another girl. Hell, I wouldn't mind seeing that. XD
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Viktor het?
snarkyllama wrote a bit of almost-het in one of her Viktor x Flik fics (Finish it! Finish it! XD), does that count?14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Leo? I think
chaoscheebs might've drawn him, but I'm not 100% sure.15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
With enough
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"MIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" (Or alternately, "GHALEOOOOOON!!!", if slashing him's your thing... Even better, him screaming the wrong name in either situation. XD)
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I'm no good with picking songs for characters most of the time, so I have no idea what to pick for Onizuka. It would definitely have to be a hard rock or heavy metal song for him, though.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
"AU, crack!fic. Protective goggles recommended for viewing."
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Shu would never say this, but the best pick-up line anyone could use on Nash would be "Nice hair. How'd you get it to look like that?", I think. XD
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Wow, can't recall when was the last time. I think the very last ones were some random badfic I was sharing with
irksnapple, actually.21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
ANGST. (Okay, kidding. But come on, it's what he's best at. XD)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Drunk and under the influence of Count D's special incense. XD
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Amelia, because it'd be funnier. And for all his shagginess and crudity, Viktor's probably a gentleman. XD
24. One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Like I said, I'm bad with titles, so... "Love Across the Multiverse."
chaoscheebs would probably be the writer, and redconverse, rikoshi, and arcian would read it, as well as myself. And then heads would explode. XD25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
OMG WHAT. Then again, Onizuka has already had to deal with crazier high-school-age girls before, so Amelia could possibly be a welcome relief. Now, if he could only stop staring at her breasts... ("Wow, she's almost as big as Tomoko!")
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Date: 2005-09-01 04:22 pm (UTC)So who are the other two?
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Date: 2005-09-01 05:47 am (UTC)(Are you still on AIM these days? Haven't seen you on the old name in awhile, or maybe we're on at all the wrong hours.)
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Date: 2005-09-07 01:54 am (UTC)Sadly, I lost all the old logfiles due to my old hard drive dying. What few logs I have now are probably from... 2003-2004-ish (That is, the logs I have from whenever Trillian didn't crash on me.). So I can't help you out. :(
I've not been on AIM for a long time, actually. I... kinda had to disconnect myself from it for a while. Bad me, I know. I should come on sometime, probably the weekend. Hope to catch you sometime! ^^
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